Bacon Lip Balm. It’s bacon for your face.

There have been a lot of firsts at J&D’s:

• First bacon-flavored seasoning salt to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro.
• First giant strip of bacon to wrestle a giant jar of mayonnaise in 6,000 lbs of mayonnaise (for charity, of course).
• First company to trick TIME magazine into running a story about the development of the mythical product Bacon Air, a bacon-flavored oxygen inhaler made with 95% pure Himalayan oxygen.

But of all of our firsts, we might be most proud of this one – Bacon Lip Balm. It’s portable, answers two questions at once (e.g. “How do I keep my lips from being so chapped?” and “What did I have for breakfast this morning?”). It also acts as a constant reminder of why bacon is the unquestioned king of cured meats.

Best of all? Now all your kisses can be bacon-flavored. That’s a world we want to live in.