Now is the time for you to take action and help ensure that Justin & Dave are not temporarily incarcerated in a cushy, minimum-security white collar prison.
For legal compliance purposes, we desperately need your help. Here’s how:
- We’re providing you with 20 FREE Don’t Snort It stickers (you just have to pay shipping). That’s just really nice of us.
- Please post these stickers in high traffic areas where they are likely to reach the most people with weak wills and a love for bacon – just try not to break the laws you agree with or get hurt.
- Send us your photos on Facebook and you might win something awesome.
What are you waiting for? Get your free stickers.
If you suspect that someone you know is snorting Bacon Salt, there are great things you can do with it that don’t involve getting so high off the stuff that you think they are some sort of porcine deity. Use it on scrambled eggs or hash browns. Sprinkle it on pasta or use it as a steak rub. Eat it with green beans or chicken wings. The possibilities are endless.
Note that none of these ideas require inhaling Bacon Salt. Because really, you should never, ever inhale. Maybe a little dab of Bacon Salt around the tip of your nose is OK every now and then and only if you have a designated driver or are on a closed racetrack. But inhaling is really not cool, kids (wink, wink).
Don’t Snort It.