Get Bacon Salt into a Store Near You

It makes us sad that some of you shop at grocery stores that don’t care enough about you to stock Bacon Salt®. Do their aisles really need to be full of inferior seasonings that don’t taste like bacon? Well, we have a solution – it’s called Give Me Bacon Salt! It’s simple – just click the link…

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We Thought Bacon Was Awesome. Then This Happened.

Today’s episode of things that you can’t unsee is sponsored by Google’s DeepDream neural network. If you haven’t heard of this yet, it turns images into psychedelic, often nightmarish, hallucinations that approximate what it’s like to trip on mushrooms and watch Battlefield Earth 1,000 times in a row with your eyelids taped open. We were wondering what…

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We the Bacon Loving People

Lately it seems like no one in our country can agree on anything. Should some of us have the right to be married and miserable like everyone else? Is universal healthcare good for global warming? Should we all have the right to keep bears that have arms? Etc. If there’s one thing we can all…

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J&D’s Foods Launches Tastes Like Freedom Initiative

In partnership with the United States government, J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the Tastes Like Freedom initiative, which will involve floating free jars of Bacon Salt by balloon into war-torn, oppressed and hostile countries around the globe. Jim Swanson, J&D’s Foods Director of Marketing said, “Dennis Rodman has demonstrated that by showing people what freedom…

How to Talk to a Bacon Hater

Bacon Haters – believe it or not, they’re out there. Always ready to suck the fun out of breakfast. We held our tongues for a long time through all of the bacon hate that got spewed on the Internet. Josh Ozersky from Grubstreet/Eater, Katy McLaughlin in the Wall Street Journal, Tim Love from the Today…

2014 Holiday Shipping Deadlines

J&D’s Foods’ 2014 holiday shipping deadlines are as follows. DOMESTIC US: USPS First Class Mail & Priority Mail: Order by December 18th USPS Express Mail: Order by December 22nd UPS SurePost: Order by December 11th UPS Ground: Order by December 18th INTERNATIONAL ORDERS (including Canada) USPS Priority Mail International – Order by December 10th

J&D’s Foods releases Bacon Moustache Wax for Movember

J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Moustache Wax! Yes, it’s Bacon scented Moustache Wax, available just in time for Movember. As always, you’re welcome. Bacon Moustache Wax combines two of the most powerful forces in the universe – cured meat and moustaches – into one powerful, gravity-defying wax. WATCH the CBS Channel…