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J&D’s Foods worked with talented local artisans and makers to create small batch accoutrements for the modern bacon-loving man. If you are a man, know a man, or want to become a man that loves bacon in all its forms, you know that BACON MAKES THE MAN. Please note that supplies are very limited!

MOUSTACHE WAX
MOUSTACHE WAX
Control. Gravity-Defying Power. Strength and Precision. Whether you're training for the World Beard and Moustache Championships or impressing that special someone, one thing is for sure - your upper lip never smelled so good.
BACON & HOOCH SOAPS
BACON & HOOCH SOAPS
This is artisan soap for real men, real men who love two things - Bacon and their favorite Hooch. Are you a Bacon & Scotch or a Bacon & Stout man? Whatever your preference, the smell from these soaps are guaranteed to command the respect you so richly deserve.
BACON SCENTED PILLOWCASES
BACON SCENTED PILLOWCASES
Do you dream of cured meat? We do, and we know you do too. Scented pillowcases are the future of sleep, allowing the smoky and savory taste of bacon to permeate your dreams and expand your mind.
SAFELY COOK BACON NAKED
SAFELY COOK BACON NAKED
They say that you should never cook bacon naked. Until now.
BACON, BOURBON & WAFFLES CANDLES
BACON, BOURBON & WAFFLES CANDLES
Three things we know: 100% of people love waffles. Bourbon is a man's drink of choice. And bacon smells amazing. Now you can have all three in our line of invigorating room candles. This is pure, unadulterated happiness preserved in wax.
BACON ODORANT
BACON ODORANT
An aphrodisiac for your armpits. For all day meat-scented protection, this powerful 'odorant' will draw people to you like the most powerful magnet on Earth. Do not eat or hike in the woods without a firearm while wearing POWER BACON.
BACON SCENTED PILLOWCASES
BACON SCENTED PILLOWCASES
Do you dream of cured meat? We do, and we know you do too. Scented pillowcases are the future of sleep, allowing the smoky and savory taste of bacon to permeate your dreams and expand your mind.
BACON LIP BALM
BACON LIP BALM
A man's kiss should taste and smell like the king of meats. Whether you're climbing Kilimanjaro, exploring the Antarctic tundra or just shoveling snow in your driveway, meet your new best friend. Pocket sized and SPF 15, it's the velvety smooth, meaty way to keep lips soft and your partner happy.
BACON SHAVING CREAM
BACON SHAVING CREAM
Work yourself up into a rich bacon lather with our high end Bacon Shaving Cream. Advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most. With J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.
BACON SALT
BACON SALT
Everything is Better with Bacon - have truer words ever been spoken? A man's potatoes, eggs and greens should therefore always taste like bacon. Shake it on and taste perfection.
BACON SUNSCREEN
BACON SUNSCREEN
Science teaches us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of bacon to coconuts. When the weather outside is sizzling hot, porky moisturizers and SPF 30 provide all the protection you need.
BACON ROSES
BACON ROSES
For when you want to say 'I love you,' 'I'm sorry,' or just 'I'm hungry.'

BACONLUBE
BACONLUBE
Be a bacon lover with baconlube. Keep it sizzlin' with our bacon-scented and flavored personal lubricant and massage oil.