We the Bacon Loving People
Lately it seems like no one in our country can agree on anything. Should some of us have the right to be married and miserable like everyone else? Is universal healthcare good for global warming? Should we all have the right to keep bears that have arms? Etc.
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that BACON makes everything better.
- Eggs? Solid. Bacon & Eggs? AMAZING.
- Shrimp? Tasty. Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp? Crossing pigs and crustaceans never tasted so good.
- Figs? We wouldn’t eat them with your mouth. Bacon-Wrapped Figs? Surprisingly delicious!
Which is why, fueled by $5,000 we won on America’s Funniest Home Videos, we made Bacon Salt®. That’s right, a seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon. It’s even dolphin and vegetarian safe. Only in America, right?
There’s a national bird (bald eagle). A national animal (also a bald eagle). A national tree (oak, which bald eagles nest in). A national flower (strangely, a bald eagle – just kidding, it’s a rose).
Which got us thinking – Bacon Salt is about as American as it gets. It’s made in America. It’s made for Americans. It goes great on eggs, potatoes, corn, green beans, steaks, burgers, chicken – everything you’ll be eating on July 4th. If you could taste freedom, it would taste like Bacon Salt.
And since there’s not a Bald Eagle Salt (yet) – we believe that Bacon Salt should be America’s National Condiment. Let’s show the rest of the world that we can come together as a nation.
Please sign the petition to make Bacon Salt America’s National Condiment. Some lucky signees will win an Ultimate Bacon Lover’s Gift Pack!